TUCKER, Ga — Jerimiah and Melissa Goodnight (*Rally Cats) claim their first victory of the season besting the Big Dills, 13-2 and 13-6.
Match highlights include two instances of the word “fuckery” and one false claim of, “I told YOU to get that ball, JACKASS!”
There were several fans in attendance on Tuesday night including Jackson Goodnight and Araf Rob, seen court side dodging rogue balls.
“I don’t think this many balls are supposed to hit us,” Rob said.
Both Goodnight and Rob declined to comment on the intense language of the match and/or their alleged injuries.
After the game the fans escorted the team to Dairy Queen.
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*Team name not agreed upon by both athletes at time of publication
Melissa Goodnight 