Real* conversation that just happened in my house:
Me: What day is today?
Duke: It’s been 55 days since Trump left office.
Me: That’s not helpful. Is it Tuesday?
Duke: It was a Tuesday when the lying Liberal Rev. Warnock stole the election from Kelly Loeffler and the whole Democratic Party started a coup to take over the White House.
Me: You gotta let that shit go, man.
Winnie: (singing) Let it go, let it go…
Duke: I wish I lived in a house that understood the specific concerns of a French poodle whose belief in American democracy has been shaken to its core.
Winnie: (singing) Can’t hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go…
Me: Who threw up on the floor?
Winnie: (singing) I don’t care what they’re going to say, let the storm rage…
Duke: I saw on FoxNews that some Biden/Harris supporters were breaking into people’s homes and vomiting on the floor.
Me: The actual fuck, Duke?
Winnie: The cold never bothered me anyway…
*These are my dogs, but still. All true.